Hi. I'm Hannah. I like naps and pasta.

insta: @h_nnahh

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meladoodle:

my dad walked in on me taking this photo of my leg

nekotalia:

lewinlight:

Boys aren’t cute

Girls aren’t cute

You know whose cute???

Godzilla

image

megaminun:

before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

memewhore:

sassy-chaos:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

Omg

*Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-PLOP!*

unkemptly:

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

tayl0rganggg asked: I love you Hanners ❤️

love you more <3

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop





prozdvoices:

submitted to :

"My God it’s sunny."

Read it in two ways:
1) like you’re a good guy
2) like you’re a bad guy

But the evil Dark Miser who lived on top of the darkest heights of Dark Mountain hated the sun.  He hated it a lot.