u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
"Conceal, don’t feel."
What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t have any additional expenses. This is a reward. He’s getting a $250,000 reward for murdering an unarmed black kid, two days away from starting college, in broad daylight.
Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
*holds my newborn baby for the first time* wow… you are just a tiny swagless version of myself
No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.
I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.
why would you try not to reblog this
This has been on my blog 3 times now
the most awkward thing is shutting your friends car door like do i shut it hard or do i shut it soft????? i dont want them to think im weak if i shut it hard but i dont want them to yell at me if its hard!!!!