Hello. I'm Hannah. I'm awkward, and I like blogging and eating and laughing and sleeping. d42w // heb. 6:19 // ohs insta: @h_nnahh

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davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

chalkos:

sail

rp

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

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katy-san… will you love me forever?

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no! *starts laughin with rihanna*

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*gaga starts running*

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katy starts running after her!

but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car

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*police gets here*

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*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here 

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*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok

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*britney spears police voice* no 

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

sixpenceee:

oh my god

  • teacher: where is your homework
  • me: queued

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.