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lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

tayl0rganggg asked: I love you Hanners ❤️

love you more <3

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop





prozdvoices:

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"My God it’s sunny."

Read it in two ways:
1) like you’re a good guy
2) like you’re a bad guy

But the evil Dark Miser who lived on top of the darkest heights of Dark Mountain hated the sun.  He hated it a lot.





prozdvoices:

submitted:

I absolutely LOVE the way you did the “You get the flames” bit.
My friend and I had another great idea! Would you mind possibly saying “Looks like I was…WRIGHT all along” after a non-guilty verdict?

Anonymous said:

Because of the release of PL vs. PW and because I can’t get enough of Phoenix getting pwned, can we have Professor Layton pwning Phoenix this time? Like, him saying something like “Truly one of the greatest puzzles in the world is how you managed to get a law degree and there’s not enough hint coins in the world to solve that.” Bonus points if Phoenix replies with something really immature like “Your face is a hint coin.”

Here’s some REAL Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright.





prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

DEAR LORD

sassyvause:

The OITNB fandom waiting for season 3

orangemeblackvauseman:

oitnbalexandpiper:

OITNB Season 3 Episode Titles! (x)

I’m excited about 4…most definitely. Anyone have any ideas who this will be between perhaps? ;)

PEOPLE. POST THEORIES! :)

…Please?

AM I THE ONLY ON EXCITED ABOUT 14 EPISODES THIS SEASON!?! 

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
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